"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
| Points | 6.0 |
| Rebounds | 9.5 |
| Assists | 1.5 |
| Steals | 1.0 |
| Blocks | 0.5 |
| Points | 397 |
| Rebounds | 632 |
| Assists | 83 |
| Steals | 58 |
| Blocks | 53 |
| Played | 80 |