"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
| Points | 9.0 |
| Rebounds | 2.3 |
| Assists | 1.1 |
| Steals | 2.5 |
| Blocks | 0.4 |
| Points | 645 |
| Rebounds | 242 |
| Assists | 125 |
| Steals | 148 |
| Blocks | 21 |
| Played | 75 |