"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
| Points | 3.7 |
| Rebounds | 3.7 |
| Assists | 0.5 |
| Steals | 0.3 |
| Blocks | 0.5 |
| Points | 281 |
| Rebounds | 341 |
| Assists | 65 |
| Steals | 57 |
| Blocks | 44 |
| Played | 125 |