"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
| Points | 7.0 |
| Rebounds | 7.8 |
| Assists | 2.8 |
| Steals | 2.3 |
| Blocks | * |
| Points | 564 |
| Rebounds | 443 |
| Assists | 123 |
| Steals | 125 |
| Blocks | 26 |
| Played | 89 |