"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
| Points | 5.0 |
| Rebounds | 4.0 |
| Assists | 1.0 |
| Steals | 1.0 |
| Blocks | 1.0 |
| Points | 599 |
| Rebounds | 447 |
| Assists | 110 |
| Steals | 60 |
| Blocks | 57 |
| Played | 61 |