"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
| Points | 3.6 |
| Rebounds | 6.4 |
| Assists | 1.0 |
| Steals | 0.2 |
| Blocks | * |
| Points | 404 |
| Rebounds | 638 |
| Assists | 101 |
| Steals | 60 |
| Blocks | 42 |
| Played | 83 |