"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
| Points | 3.0 |
| Rebounds | 4.5 |
| Assists | 1.5 |
| Steals | 1.0 |
| Blocks | 1.0 |
| Points | 645 |
| Rebounds | 340 |
| Assists | 91 |
| Steals | 156 |
| Blocks | 22 |
| Played | 70 |