"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
"I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either."
Dave Barry
| Points | 11.0 |
| Rebounds | 4.0 |
| Assists | 0.3 |
| Steals | 1.5 |
| Blocks | 0.5 |
| Points | 586 |
| Rebounds | 456 |
| Assists | 111 |
| Steals | 93 |
| Blocks | 81 |
| Played | 74 |